Evil Doer

Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 30 years and ten months since my last confession:
I returned a gift for my daughter and used the money to by myself makeup.

Now before you go casting, I didn't return it in order to by makeup. But after I got the return gift card, the dang makeup counter called me out.

Well, at least her evil mommy can have fabulous Bardot lips right in time for spring.